Monday, January 5, 2009

2 things that make me feel like Andy Rooney

1. Winter coats with 3/4 length bell sleeves. What? Your forearms don't get cold? You like to collect wind in your sleeves?

2. There is no such thing as the following chewing gum flavors:
  • Wintermint
  • Arctic Blast
  • Arctic Freeze

What's more, those "flavors" don't taste nearly as good as PEPPERMINT.

1 comment:

Paul Piziks said...

Those flavors are EXTREEEEEEEME!!! [guitar peel] Just like the people who chew it.