Wednesday, July 9, 2008

babies

EVERYONE I KNOW HAS HAD A BABY IN THE LAST 4 MONTHS. WHAT'S UP PROCREATORS!!??!

hammerhead sharks

a hammerhead shark can detect a half a billionth of a volt of electricity. this is more than enough to pick up the heartbeats of fish. they're the only being to hunt using electricity on this planet. i'm so amazed. thank you animal planet.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

SOS

I'm sending out a distress signal. I'm now on my fourth hour of Rock of Love. Brett Michaels is a loathsome human being. Pretty much a douche. He loves the word "awesome". A whole lot. He says "Here's the thing...".

And there are women who continue to want to sleep with him. I'm pretty sure these women had collagen injected in their brains. OOPS! I missed your upper lip! I cannot relate to a single one of them. They make me itchy. But I need to see this competition through.

What cracks me up is his ridiculous decision making skills. "Yes, she's manipulative. Yes, she's lied to me, but she's doing what she has to to get her man, and I like that."

Yet, I feel i need to see this through. I need to know who is chosen to be his ROCK OF LOVE.